(#STF) Stuff that's for
Your guide to stuff that's for pussies, assholes and everything in between (a.k.a 'the gooch' area).
Your guide to stuff that's for pussies, assholes and everything in between (a.k.a 'the gooch' area).
Posted on Sunday, 29 May | Comments
In this week’s #STFP Sunday Slammer, we D up on the top 5 things for pussies in the league where man-to-man on the ball pressure is the norm and totally hetero bro - the NBA.
#5 Calling Traveling
The NBA is, after all, an entertainment company. When you combine basketball AND dancing, it’s twice as amazing to watch. The NBA, where AMAZING happens.
Posted on Sunday, 22 May | Comments
Several vaginal cars and accessories will be slammed today on the site’s first ever #STFP Sunday Slammer.
Chrysler 300
Stop walkin’ around talkin’ shit, talkin’ bout, “Nigga I got it cuz it look just like a Phantom.” “No, nigga, it look like a Chrysler 300.” - Katt Williams, Pimp Chronicles
Posted on Saturday, 21 May | Comments
Kill me now!
Look at this picture. What I want to bring to attention is the empty-as-a-black hole smile that this old man has on his face. Now, to the untrained eye (e.g. a pussy’s), one might think, “Oh, isn’t that nice. At 85, they are still in love. They obviously care a lot about each other.” Stop right there. You’re making my dick tunnel into my small intestine. I want to vomit from my ears upon hearing this so that I can tell you that you’re about 50% right, but 50% doesn’t cut it where I’m from you fuckin’ pansy!
Posted on Tuesday, 17 May | Comments
Increase your winning percentage in today’s game by following these simple yet timeless rules.
Posted on Monday, 16 May | Comments
#STF Bulls Fans - Taj Gibson making D Wade look like a pussy.
Posted on Monday, 16 May | Comments
I’m going to go right out ahead and say it: Macbook Pro’s are pretty great machines. And that’s me being generous for once. There’s a reason why Apple makes Arab money, and it’s not because they made pussy ass commercials where silhouettes dance around before sadly strangling themselves with their iPod headphones after the commercial ends (this happens, but you can only see the headphones because they use a black background).
“They told me that people would see me and not the background. They lied. My dad was right, Hollywood was a waste of time.” RIP Steven, circa iPod video era.
Posted on Thursday, 12 May | Comments
Pssybtch (2.13 A.M.) : Hey,. wats up? =p
Hotbtch (2.42 A.M.) : You just woke me up...
Pssybtch (2.43 A.M.) : OOPS! Sorry! LOL, Ij st got bak from Kams it sucked but wat r yu doing 2nite? =)))
Hotbtch (2.49 A.M.) : sleeping?
Pssybtch (2.49 A.M.) : letz met up??
Pssybtch (2.51 A.M.) : ??? =)
Hotbtch (2.55 A.M.) : i can't, sry
Pssybtch (2.55 A.M.) : =( cmon babe
Pssybtch (2.56 A.M.) : ???
Pssybtch (2.56 A.M.) : stp Bing a bitch come to th house
Pssybtch (10.56 A.M.) : Hey y didn't you text me back last night?
Hotbtch (11.18 A.M.) : because you're a fucking pussy. #STFP
Posted on Thursday, 12 May | Comments
This conversation is fucking pathetic. The pssybtch drunkenly spamming the send button while frantically poking at buttons on his iPhone 3g in hopes of getting his D wet is guilty of the #1 sin in any text conversations: double texting. What is this pussy thinking? Probably about getting railed by a 12-inch dildo, but only after he goes to get raped by a $15 pizza puff at Niro’s Gyros.
Never under any circumstance should you ever send two texts in a row to someone, let alone to a girl you’re trying to get with after 15 blue guys and a pack of rizz you bummed off of one of your ill-informed spring pledges. If texting wasn’t so convenient, it would be close to #STFP, but 2 TEXTS IN A ROW, IN THE SAME MINUTE? WITH A SMILEY FACE??? Do you ever look up from your phone? You’re basically begging for a pap smear you big vagina.
Posted on Thursday, 12 May | Comments
“WAAAHHHH”
So that day has finally come. You can now refer to your special someone as, “My old ball gag and chain” (or something like that). As you look down the aisle, instead of seeing your life as you knew it though, you see a blubbering pssybtch, wiping his tears on his last thread of dignity and manhood.
Question for Pussies: Is it that special of a moment for you, seeing someone else get married, that you have to cry like when I saw G-Baby die in Hardball?
Posted on Wednesday, 11 May | Comments
“No holding your breath under water, no back strokes either.”
Whoever came up with the idea to put a “No Diving” sign anywhere near a pool is such a fucking pussy. This is the same guy who inches his way into the pool, bitching the whole way in about how cold the water is. This is also the guy who waits 30 minutes after eating just to put his feet
